We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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