All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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