My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Tornado booty call.. dedication
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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