doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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