I feel like I'm in dance class right now
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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