Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
this boner is exhausting
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
