You're a womanizer and a bitch.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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