what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
COCAINE IS GR8
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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