The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
nutella sex= disaster
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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