on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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