somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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