it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
