love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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