so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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