I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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Dignity is for republicans.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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