My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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