It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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