I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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