i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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