where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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