Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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