I need help removing her.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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