some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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