Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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