I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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