You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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