do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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