And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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