Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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