Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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