If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize