i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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