Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Found your dick twin last night
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize
