I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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