dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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