her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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