he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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