It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
