a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
