i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Fuck appropriateness.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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