Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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