no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
ok first of all what the fuck
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