Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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