True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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