Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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