I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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