If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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