Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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