I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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