you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
