Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I seem to have left my pride at pride
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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