well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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