i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
