glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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